“Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?”
“You know why God is a man? Because if God was a woman she would have made sperm taste like chocolate.”
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Sam domisljijo rabjo pa bo sperma mela okus po cokoladi babnce nehvalezne! Kaj a misljo da to kr samo nastane? To je nas proizvod, rade ga mejte! … mi pa vaso zazgano pecenko jemo pa se nc ne prtozujemo!
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dobra ;)
V angleščini nisem ravno dober, samo glede na drugi stavek se mi zdi, kot da je komik že pokopal boga (if God was a woman…). Novi Nitsche, morda?
Dopuščam pa jasno tudi možnost, da se v angleščini to tako reče.
@dr.Onyx v anglescini je vse za “if” (ali v porocanem govoru) en cas nazaj.