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title: The Last Boy Scout
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Včerajšnji večer sem preživel ob gledanju filma iz leta 1991 – [The Last Boy Scout](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102266/) – kjer igra glavno vlogo Bruce Willis. Film, star skoraj dvajset let, ima še vedno hudo gledljivo vsebino, odlične dialoge (oz. monologe). Mogoče oblačila niso ravno po zadnji modi – ampak to se lahko mirne duše preživi.

In ravno dialogi, oz. monologi so tisti, po katerih mi je ta film ostal v spominu že od prvega ogleda. In včeraj, sem se jih precej, še preden so bili izrečeni, spomnil:

> Milo: You think you are so fucking cool, don’t you? You think you are so fucking cool. But just once, I would like to hear you scream in pain…
> Joe Hallenbeck: Play some rap music.

> Mike Mathews: Look Joe, it just happened.
> Joe Hallenbeck: Sure, sure, it just happened. Could happen to anybody. It was an accident, right? You tripped, fell on the floor and accidently stuck your dick into my wife. “Oops, I’m sorry, Mrs. H, I guess this just isn’t my week”.

> Joe Hallenbeck: I told you, if you ever touch me again, I’ll kill you.

> Jimmy Dix: If you go any faster we’re gonna travel back through time.

> Joe as puppet: Why did Mr. Milo cross the road?
> Joe Hallenbeck: I don’t know. Why?
> Joe as puppet: Because his dick was stuck in the chicken.

> Jimmy Dix: Wow, an actual house. I was expecting a cave with like skulls and shit.

> Joe Hallenbeck: This is the nineties. You don’t just go around punching people. You have to say something cool first.

> Lieutenant Benjamin Bessalo: There’s a new invention out. It’s called the razor.
> Joe Hallenbeck: Too risky, I might start thinkin’ about you and slash my wrists.

> Billy Cole: Ain’t life a bitch?

> Mike Matthews: What’d you do last night?
> Joe Hallenbeck: I think I fucked a squirrel to death, and don’t remember.

> Jimmy Dix: You know, for a dancer, he is one hell of a detective.