Misel dneva – Joan Rivers

I enjoy life when things are happening. I don’t care if it’s good things or bad things. That means you’re alive. Things are happening.

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.

I enjoy life when things are happening. I don’t care if it’s good things or bad things. That means you’re alive.

I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I’d look like without plastic surgery.

It’s so long since I’ve had sex I’ve forgotten who ties up who.

Joan Rivers