• 1. avgusta, ce si malce mazohist, se da povsem lepo priti na morje – http://bit.ly/tEfgW – fotke :) #
• moji umotvori – http://bit.ly/kYtSa – #umotvor #
• bolje soba sa internetom nego bez klime :) #
• koncno na cilju :) 12 ur do braca :( http://yfrog.com/128k3j #
• guzva in guzva http://yfrog.com/0y3lvej #
• skoraj ze – po treh urah na nasih kurcevih avtocestah – na hrvaskem http://yfrog.com/1hv1fjss #
• #ceste – se naprej stojimo – jebemti dars in vlacica! avtocesta je polna smeti http://yfrog.com/1h4qej #
• #ceste – ob 4 zjutraj stojim za pol ure na avtocesti naprej od visnje gore http://yfrog.com/7gmhnj #
• vodoodporna vrečka za digitalne fotoaparate – http://bit.ly/vDDez #
• bolje probusiti gumu nego kondom #
• par ur pred odhodom na dopust menjam dve 2 presekani gumi – 300ojrov – nisem bil jaz! #
• bolje biti glup, nego u vladi! #umotvor #
• prevoz dveh zivih krav v tovorni prikolici – nehumano! http://yfrog.com/71nuuj saj bi ustavil avto, vendar sta notri dva rednecka! #
• bolje visoko letati, kot nizko pasti! #
• se strinjam – ppt bi moral it na smetisce zgodovine :) zuiprezi.com je zakon #
• RT @Pizama: http://bit.ly/ACx35 V Afganistanu imajo glasovnice na oslih, pri nas pa osle na glasovnicah. – podpis :) #
• 100% sms vedezevanje v zivo – wooot – saj se hecajo http://yfrog.com/1hhuuj #
• kuhanje oglja – http://bit.ly/Pi9eV na poti do slapu rinka – http://bit.ly/IoTYm – fotografije #
• bolje prašič na krožniku, kot konj v avtu #
• boljse lizati lucko, kot da te krava #
• 110 Fresh Logo Designs For Design Inspiration – http://bit.ly/p7XtE #
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• RT @Beler Super Michael Jackson Bros :) – odlicno :) #
• Za avtoprevoznike ne veljajo enaka pravila kot za ostale smrtnike – http://bit.ly/M9uWd #
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• RT @kruhinvino v ljubljani sem našel restavracijo, v kateri prodajajo gandžo: http://bit.ly/r0ryu – grem testirat :) #
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• … ugotovil sem, kaj me moti na tej sliki –>http://tinyurl.com/luu7uf … kje sta žig ustanove in podpis "študenta"? :D (via @Pris78) in reply to Pris78 #
• RT @robertklinc Pošta Slovenije je trop nesposobnih bebcev. In lahko me citirate! :) #
• Worldmapper is a collection of world maps – http://www.worldmapper.org/ #
• Logarska dolina – fotografije – http://bit.ly/1aebsj — Fotografije mavrice – http://bit.ly/wQ3l7 #
• RT @Zigmundo: Custom teaser posters for Trnfest 2009 by ZEK crew – http://www.zek.si/fresh/trnfest-posters/ iiii – odlicna ideja! #
• RT @anejmehadzic: @hadhad definicija laži in njenih posledic je odvisna od tega, kdo je na oblasti :D rispekt.. odlicna tvit :) #
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• boljse si je zviti dzoint, kot glezenj! #
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• pure joy – logarska dolina na rolerjih http://yfrog.com/7gcv3ojsj #

Objava Tedenski Twitter pregled 2009-08-02 originalno objavljena na had blog.

V zapisu Adolf Hitler – Der Untergang – Propad – odlična osnova za viralen video sem zbral precej primerov uporabe tega videa.

In sedaj se je pojavil še en – Via Odfuk.com – Hitler finds out Michael Jackson has died

Objava Ko Hitler izve, da je umrl Michael Jackson originalno objavljena na had blog.

Muzej voščenih lutk Madame Tussauds v New Yorku je bil za razliko od muzeja v Londonu prazen. Nobenih ljudi, ki v vrsti čakajo na karte in nobene gužve med voščenimi lutkami.
Tako sem imel priložnost vleči Georga W. Busha za nos, se postaviti ob bok Brad Pittu, pogledati dekolte Britney Spears…
Veliko “zvezd”, ki so razstavljane v muzeju še za čas svojega življenja sploh nisem prepoznal. Majhni, čudni na pogled in še kaj drugega – da o Jonas Brothers?? sploh ne govorim (a to je kao band).

Klik na fotko za ostale fotke

Sicer pa v muzeju voščenih lutk Madame Tussauds v New Yorku lahko najdete:
glasbenike: Beyoncé, Bob Marley, Beatles, Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Carrie Underwood, David Bowie, Diana Ross, Cher, Ella Fitzgerald, Elton John, Elvis Presley, Frank Sinatra,Gloria Estefan, Janis Joplin, Jessica Simpson, Jimi Hendrix, Jon Bon Jovi, Josephine Baker, Judy Garland, Justin Timberlake, Lenny Kravitz, Louis Armstrong, Madonna, Michael Jackson, Miley Cyrus, Mick Jagger, The Notorious B.I.G., Prince, Shakira, Tina Turner, Yoko Ono
igralce: Aishwarya Rai Bachchan, Angelina Jolie, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Brad Pitt, Bruce Lee, Charlie Chaplin, Cybill Shepherd, Elizabeth Taylor, Harrison Ford, Hugh Grant, Jackie Chan, Jennifer Lopez, Johnny Depp, Julia Roberts, Leonardo DiCaprio, Lindsay, Marilyn Monroe, Miley Cyrus, Nicolas Cage, Pierce Brosnan, Penelope Cruz, Salma Hayek, Samuel L. Jackson, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Sylvester Stallone, Whoopi Goldberg, Woody Allen

Objava Muzej voščenih lutk Madame Tussauds New York originalno objavljena na had blog.

Michael Jackson je bil očitno idol mnogoterih ljudi in solze, ki jih točijo njegovi oboževalci po svetu, so zame precej velika misterija. Ampak to, da ne razumem teh ljudi, je moj problem.

Fotke Michaela Jacksona iz muzeja voščenih lutk Madame Tussauds v New Yorku.

Objava Michael Jackson v muzeju Madame Tussauds New York originalno objavljena na had blog.

Kako hiter je postal naš svet in koliko stvari se zgodi v eni noči, sem odkril danes zjutraj. Včeraj sem šel spat s “kurami” in sedaj (zjutraj) sem presenečen nad informacijami, ki sem jih zamudil:

Singer Michael Jackson dies at 50
Michael Jackson dead at 50 after cardiac arrest
News sites swamped following Michael Jackson’s death
Like Elvis, Jackson was a King who died young
Michael Jackson: A life on television

Zapisi na blogih:

Adijo, Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson (1958-2009)
Michael Jackson, pop ikona, je mrtev

Jure Robič, štirikratni zmagovalec RAAM-a (vztrajnostne kolesarske dirke čez Ameriko) – 2004, 2005, 2007 in 2008, se je odločil da odstopi na zadnji časovni postaji:

Zaradi kazni, ki so po našem mnenju dodeljene sporno, zaradi nekonsistentnega upoštevanja pravil organizatorja, zaradi neupoštevanja naših pripomb o kršitvah ostalih tekmovalcev, se je Jure skupaj z ekipo odločil da dirke ne konča kot drugouvrščeni ampak odstopi na zadnji časovni postaji. Danes se je pisala zgodovina RAAM-a. Jure in Dani sta uprizorila najtesnejši spopad doslej in na koncu ni zmagal najhitrejši.

In še več informacij na Twitterju:
Michael Jackson RIP

Farrah Fawcett RIP

Jure Robič

Objava Umrl Michael Jackson – RIP, Jure Robič odstopil na zadnji časovni postaji originalno objavljena na had blog.

Chuck Norris Facts 2.0:

Chuck Norris read the entire blogosphere. Including splogs.
Chuck Norris invented blogging in 1974 in order to keep track of people he roundhouse kicked to the face.
Flickr gave Chuck Norris a funny look. Now you know why it needs a massage.
Chuck Norris doesn’t search Google. He just stares at the screen until Google pops the website he needs.
Chuck Norris does not build to flip. He builds to roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris has more friends on MySpace than Tom.

Chuck Norris did not get acquired by Yahoo. He traveled back in time to 1849 and started Yahoo! himself. Now you know how the gold-rush started.
Flickr is the Chuck Norris of Web 2.0
Chuck Norris showers with AJAX but no water.
Chuck Norris is the real brains behind Ruby on Rails.
Chuck Norris does not use a web server. His beard serves HTTP.
The bubble burst because Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it to the face.
Chuck Norris does not use tagging to remember websites. He roundhouse kicks them to the face then they remember him.
Chuck Norris doesn’t validate. All standards are required to conform to his content.
Chuck Norris has an open API. His right leg, coming straight at your face.
Web 2.0 is Chuck Norris.
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Fuck Chuck Norris Facts:

Chuck Norris is currently suing ABC, claiming Hope & Faith are trademarked names for his left and right breasts.
Chuck Norris was the original choice to play the lead role in the movie, “Boys Don’t Cry”. Hilary Swank replaced him because test audiences found him to be gayer than 9 guys blowing 8 guys.
Chuck Norris has no friends on Myspace. Not Even Tom.
Chuck Norris once fought Vin Diesel… and got absolutely fucked up.
Chuck Norris’ farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because of their potency, silent because his butthole is extremely loose.
Chuck Norris was born Chuck Stevens but took his wife’s name when they were married.
Chuck Norris has to employs a legion of Mexican landscapers to suppress the wilderness that is his back.
Chuck Norris was once trapped in a paper bag for 3 days.
Chuck Norris has 2 speeds. Hard and harder. He uses these when making love to other men.
The leading causes of death in the United States are Heart Disease, Cancer, and AIDS. Chuck Norris has all three.
Chuck Norris sucks dick for cab fare and then walks home.
Chuck Norris’ semen cures cancer. Too bad he has AIDS.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He passes out after two wine coolers.
The chief import of Chuck Norris is cock.
Chuck Norris shampoos with conditioner, and then actually repeats.
Chuck Norris masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once became popular for no apparent reason whatsoever.
A Chinaman once told Chuck Norris that his penis was small during a karate tournament.
Chuck Norris can believe it’s not butter.
Chuck Norris’ most lethal art is face painting.
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Chuck Norris Facts:

Guns don’t kill people, Chuck Norris does.
Chuck Norris makes egg salad with ninchucks.
For one day, muscle and beard were living entities, and they conceived Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lays potato chip.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris commands all five lions of Voltron simultaneously.
Chuck Norris knows the sound of one hand clapping.
Only Chuck Norris knows if a tree that has fallen in the forest with no one there to hear it makes a noise… and he won’t tell.
Chuck Norris is so hardcore, all of his hair is actually made of fire.
Chuck Norris singlehandledy discovered the fifth element while jacking off to Michael Jackson’s “Beat it”
Chuck Norris has a lever next to his desk which, when pulled, plays a random Conan O’Brian clip.
Chuck Norris was born with his beard.
Chuck Norris killed the Pope with a roundhouse kick to the chest after an argument over who had a better beard, Jesus or Norris.
Chuck Norris was the 5th face on Mount Rushmore, but when the artist got his nose wrong, Norris karate chopped it off the mountain
Chuck Norris is strong enough to punch through steel, yet delicate enough to cradle a newborn to sleep
Chuck Norris can crush coal into diamonds
Chuck Norris got drunk and fucked the Statue of Liberty, then bragged about it to the Lincoln Memorial.
Chuck Norris played the shark in Jaws
Chuck Norris eats all the cereal featured in those Total commercials. The ones with like 50 bowls stacked full of Raisin Bran. He then spends 3 months in the bathroom, and doesn’t need to eat again until the following spring
Chuck Norris choked the writer of ‘Sidekicks’ to death.
Chuck Norris smells like fresh cut grass
Chuck Norris can fit 5 billiard balls in his mouth
Chuck Norris’s sperm are as big as eels
Chuck Norris has a penis like a Pringles can. When flaccid.
Chuck Norris wrote every song that 50 Cent ever sang.
Chuck Norris is one of the Twelve superhumans that can eat their own heads and live to tell the tale (using sign language).
Chuck Norris filmed all 202 episodes of Walker: Texas Ranger in a day. However, this is not actually an achievement of Norris’, all the episodes were actually assembled using the same 15 minutes of Chuck Norris footage.
While lost in the forest, Chuck Norris had unprotected sex with a grizzly bear, accidently creating the killing machine known as Teddy Ruxpin.
After reading the Letters to the Editor in his local newspaper, Chuck Norris became enraged at the fact that Richard Dean Anderson was considered sexier by women in the coveted 65+ demographic. To increase his sex appeal to older women, Chuck Norris tried to build a Missle Defense System out of a tube of chapstick, six rubber bands, a spork from KFC and a copy of “Sports” by Huey Lewis and the News. Although Chuck failed at building a the Missle Defense System, he did use this as the prototpy for the Total Body Gym Workout Machine.
Night of the Living Dead was based on the aftermaths of Chuck Norris’ “forgotten” film, where every extra and bit part actor was accidentaly killed.
Chuck Norris invented the buffalo, but only to roundhouse kick it in the face.
Chuck Norris was born of the Greek gods Ares and Hermes in a grand session of buttsecks that may never be equaled.
Chuck Norris once kicked so much ass at a breakdancing contest that he created a time-space anomaly that destroyed a large amount of Ninja, Vikings, Pirates, and Lumberjacks.
Chuck Norris once consumed an entire East-Russian villiage in a fit of collosal hunger which may never be equalled…
Every time Chuck Norris sneezes, a third-world contry is annihilated from the face of the Earth.
One time a little girl asked Chuck Norris for some spare change. He kidnapped her, ate her intestines, and published a novel about these events by the title “Where’s Waldo”.
On special occasions Chuck Norris eats the heart of a horse to gain superhuman fly swatting abilities.
The idea for the show “24” is actually stolen from a drawing Chuck Norris made when he was drunk.
The only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors was a mexican astronaut that went by the alias “Edguardo the Magnificent”.
Chuck Norris invented puppies.
Chuck Norris’ incredible dance moves were the inspiration for the popular scene from Napoleon Dynamite. A copyright infringement suit was reccommended, but Chuck decided to just kill Jon Heder.
Chuck Norris once talked in his sleep. The words he said were recorded in a classified government document and sent straight to the president. The No Child Left Behind Act stems from this document.
Chuck Norris once ate a Mongolian child’s brain with his nipples.
Rumour has it that the semen from Chuck Norris’ six-foot wang can cure leukemia, especially in small children.
Chuck Norris doesn’t have to eat, but he does it anyways to be cool.
If you rearrange the letters in “Jesus Christ” you get “Chuck Norris”, but you have to try really hard.
Occasionally Chuck Norris will call up the Power Rangers just to say hi.
Chuck Norris only drinks the blood of his enemies, but cleverly disguises it as water and other beverages.
One time a 3rd grader tried to impress Chuck Norris by burping the alphabet. In turn Chuck belched the entire script for the show Cowboy Bebop.
Chuck Norris eats pencils and markers for breakfast, and he shits out masterpieces.
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Kdo je boljši Janez Janša, ali Chuck Norris?

Chuck Norris reading Chuck Norris Facts

Objava Chuck Norris Facts originalno objavljena na had blog.