Včerajšnji večer sem preživel ob gledanju filma iz leta 1991 – The Last Boy Scout – kjer igra glavno vlogo Bruce Willis. Film, star skoraj dvajset let, ima še vedno hudo gledljivo vsebino, odlične dialoge (oz. monologe). Mogoče oblačila niso ravno po zadnji modi – ampak to se lahko mirne duše preživi.

In ravno dialogi, oz. monologi so tisti, po katerih mi je ta film ostal v spominu že od prvega ogleda. In včeraj, sem se jih precej, še preden so bili izrečeni, spomnil:

Milo: You think you are so fucking cool, don’t you? You think you are so fucking cool. But just once, I would like to hear you scream in pain…
Joe Hallenbeck: Play some rap music.

Mike Mathews: Look Joe, it just happened.
Joe Hallenbeck: Sure, sure, it just happened. Could happen to anybody. It was an accident, right? You tripped, fell on the floor and accidently stuck your dick into my wife. “Oops, I’m sorry, Mrs. H, I guess this just isn’t my week”.

Joe Hallenbeck: I told you, if you ever touch me again, I’ll kill you.

Jimmy Dix: If you go any faster we’re gonna travel back through time.

Joe as puppet: Why did Mr. Milo cross the road?
Joe Hallenbeck: I don’t know. Why?
Joe as puppet: Because his dick was stuck in the chicken.

Jimmy Dix: Wow, an actual house. I was expecting a cave with like skulls and shit.

Joe Hallenbeck: This is the nineties. You don’t just go around punching people. You have to say something cool first.

Lieutenant Benjamin Bessalo: There’s a new invention out. It’s called the razor.
Joe Hallenbeck: Too risky, I might start thinkin’ about you and slash my wrists.

Billy Cole: Ain’t life a bitch?

Mike Matthews: What’d you do last night?
Joe Hallenbeck: I think I fucked a squirrel to death, and don’t remember.

Jimmy Dix: You know, for a dancer, he is one hell of a detective.

Objava The Last Boy Scout originalno objavljena na had blog.

Pred tremi leti sem se spraševal Kdo je Stig? Odgovor, ki je “predstavljen” v zadnji oddaji Top Gear – Stig je … Michael Schumacher

He drinks a lot of petrol. He sleeps upside down like a bat. If you tune your radio to 88.4 FM you can actually hear his thoughts. He can catch fish with his tongue. He urinates 98 RON petrol (On The Top Gear Website Profiles) So, we gave the GTI to the STI… G His teeth glow in the dark. His favorite food is raw meat. He has no age. Jimmy Carter wants him dead. Banzai! Stig.

Če verjamete. Jaz se bolj nagibam v smer ki so jo zapisali na TimesOnline

Other drivers to act as The Stig include Julian Bailey, a former Formula One driver for Tyrell, who stood in for McCarthy. It is believed that at least four people have appeared on the programme in the role.

Objava Kdo je Stig – Stig je … Michael Schumacher originalno objavljena na had blog.

People think you can’t be clever if you have breasts.

Kelly Brook

Objava Misel dneva – Kelly Brook originalno objavljena na had blog.

Današnje sporočilo na Facebooku je malce boljše, kot so bile informacije zadnje dni.. Očitno poslušajo uporabnike!

A couple of weeks ago, we posted an update to our Terms of Use that we hoped would clarify some parts of it for our users. Over the past couple of days, we have received a lot of questions and comments about these updated terms and what they mean for people and their information. Because of the feedback we received, we have decided to return to our previous Terms of Use while we resolve the issues that people have raised.

Objava Facebook – Terms of use Update originalno objavljena na had blog.

Danes, ko se George W. Bush poslavlja in ga zamenjuje Barack Obama je čas za njegove bušizme – izjave in delčke izjave, za katere bi bilo boljše, da jih ne bi izrekel na glas. Vendar se zgodijo “tudi najboljšim”! Naj uživa!

“We’ve got a lot of relations with countries in our neighborhood.”—Kranj, Slovenia, June 10, 2008

“Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.” –Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

“There’s an old saying in Tennessee — I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on –shame on you. Fool me — you can’t get fooled again.” –Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002

“We found the weapons of mass destruction. We found biological laboratories … And we’ll find more weapons as time goes on. But for those who say we haven’t found the banned manufacturing devices or banned weapons, they’re wrong, we found them.” –Washington, D.C., May 30, 2003

“I don’t know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don’t care. It’s not that important. It’s not our priority.” –Washington, D.C., March 13, 2002

“Oh, no, we’re not going to have any casualties.” –discussing the Iraq war with Christian Coalition founder Pat Robertson in 2003, as quoted by Robertson

“I’m telling you there’s an enemy that would like to attack America, Americans, again. There just is. That’s the reality of the world. And I wish him all the very best.”—Washington, D.C., Jan. 12, 2009

Več Bušizmov??

The Complete Bushisms
Random Bush Quote Generator
The Complete Bush Quotes
Bushisms – Adventures in George W. Bushspeak
Bushisms Quotes
George Bush’s 25 Most Embarrassing Moments
Bushisms Over The Years

Oz. si lahko naročite knjigo – The Ultimate George W. Bushisms

Objava Bušizmi – George W. Bush in njegove “pametne izjave” originalno objavljena na had blog.

Januar se je prevesil v februar. Par dogodkov, ki so se zgodili v februarju in so ga zaznamovali. Vsaj na mojem blogu.

Beneški karneval – Carnevale di Venezia – Venice Carnival – februar se je začel norčavo. Oz. v Benetkah so maske precej sofisticirane in na nivoju. In definitivno vredne ogleda.

Seveda pa pri nas ne gre brez ptujskega karnevala – Kurentovanja, kjer kurenti preganjajo zimo in parkeljni strašijo otroke.

Sarah Silverman in Matt Damon – I’m fukin’ Matt Damon – omenjena dva sta poskrbela za eno izmed boljših parodij v začetku leta. In naredila iz tega posnetka uspešnico. Če se “delaš norca iz sebe” lahko celo postaneš uspešen. Če si uspešen že prej, je to še veliko boljše.

Spletne trgovine z računalniško opremo – hiter pregled obiskanosti spletnih trgovih, ki so v zadnje času veliko bolj popularne kot pa navadne trgovine, ker so cene pri njih precej nižje.

Amy Winehouse prejela pet nagrad grammy

– za posnetek leta (record of the year) – pesem Rehab, za pesem – Rehab, za novinko, za pop vokalni album – album Back to Black in za pop žensko vokalno izvedbo leta – pesem Rehab.

Kaj imajo skupnega Hilda Tovšak, Ivan Zidar in Dušan Črnigoj? je bil zapis, ki se je nadaljeval z zapisom aretacije in dostojanstvo, kajti afera Čista lopata je na začetku leta najbolj razburkala javnost in prevesila politično tehtnico v prid Janeza Janše. Vendar se do danes afera še ni premaknila nikamor! Takle mamo.

Si želiš postati filmska zvezda – statist v filmu Vampir z Gorjancev? Vinči je za svoj nov film iskal statiste in pomočnike tudi preko blogov. In film je pred parimi dnevi ugledal prvo ekranizacijo.

Janez Rugelj RIP. Človek ki je bil znan po raznih “čudnih izjavah”:
Slovenske matere so zamorjene, neprosvetljene, seksualno sestradane in nepotešene, besne na svoje alkoholično in drugače zafurane dedce in zato učijo svoje hčere, da so moški prasci in da bodo žensko samo izkoristili.

Will.i.am in Barack Obama video – Yes We Can – ZDA so se začele prebujati. In tudi glasbeniki so pomagali pri tem dejanju!

Igre, spletne igre, arkadne igre, akcijske igre, športne igre, igre za odrasle, miselne igre, igre na internetu – zapis namenjen eni izmed najbolj iskanih besed na spletu. In spisek portalov, ki ponujajo igre.

Umrl bivši predsednik Janez Drnovšek – 23.2.2008. Kljub temu, da so bili forumi in blogi že prej polni takšnih in drugačnih informacij! Naj počiva v miru!

Desetka na Pop TV, v glavni vlogi Napo – odlična kuharska oddaja, ki se je obdržla. In še boljša voditelja!

Janšev boj proti tajkunom se obrestuje – javnomnenjske ankete so pokazale, da se splača boriti proti tajkunom. Ampak na srečo ne za dolgo!

Seksi erotične fotografije – spomin na Photokino!

Chuck Norris Facts –
Chuck Norris read the entire blogosphere. Including splogs.
Chuck Norris invented blogging in 1974 in order to keep track of people he roundhouse kicked to the face.
Flickr gave Chuck Norris a funny look. Now you know why it needs a massage.

Avtorske pravice na internetu – ni vse kar je na internetu last vseh! – področje, ki se ga uporabniki interneta ne zavedajo dovolj dobro!

Objava Pregled leta 2008 – februar originalno objavljena na had blog.

Written by Milan on m2-j.info blog.

Yesterday I had an interesting experience. It got me thinking about Web anonymity and how it actually isn’t that simple to stay anonymous in this Global Digital Village of ours, as some people might think it is.

I was reading an anonymous blog which I read regularly, because I find it very interesting and amusing1. I read it as I would be reading a book of interesting stories and I can actually understand the need for anonymity in this case. At the same time I was over at a social web service I use, looking into a group associated with this blog. Suddenly it hit me, in a more or less lucky coincidence I was able to draw two or three small parallels between a group member (with a real name) and this anonymous blog. It had nothing to do with names, IP’s or some other server traces2.

It simply has to do with his lifestyle that got reflected on his blog — things that we usually wouldn’t notice or focus on it, but when we get to see them all in one moment, it simply occurs to us. I’ve sent a message to this user, to check if my suspicions held up and he confirmed it – he was the author.
It got me thinking. This user was careful trying to stay anonymous and my discovery came as a surprise to him. But there is simply so much information on the Web, available to all of us, that it is very very hard3 to stay anonymous if we live a “double life” on the Web, having real and anonymous profiles. Even if we have them on different Web social services. Hard detective work can expose you even when you take precautions — and you know what they say: you can never be careful enough.

I’m not writing this to say people shouldn’t be anonymous on the Web. People use anonymity because of different reasons. Yes, many use it with bad and dishonorable intentions and are therefore forced into hiding, but some use it with good intentions or — if I put it differently — because they have good reasons to do so. What I’m simply trying to say is that users should be very careful when using anonymity, because it ain’t that simple. If you use it for dishonorable intentions, don’t do it – because you can get (and you eventually probably will get) exposed. If you use it for good reasons, don’t be just careful — be very very careful.

1. I won’t link to it here, cuz’ I have no intention of exposing his anonymity. [↑]
2. Hey, I’m not an admin. [↑]
3. Unless we are The masters of anonymity. [↑]

Objava Gostujoči zapis – Thoughts on Web Anonymity originalno objavljena na had blog.