Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.

Al Bundy

Objava Misel dneva – Al Bundy originalno objavljena na had blog.

• RT @petracj Good one: "Kritični um je prekletstvo. To ni božji dar. Božji dar je neumnost. Neumni ljudje so srečni." by dr. Vesna Vuk Godina #
• moskovSKAya – http://is.gd/1D4fc – vendar ne vodka :) #
• kje sem? http://yfrog.com/7bsw5j #
• Zanesljivi viri na Twitterju potrjujejo, da je Janševa Urška noseča. To drzi?! #
• Policija ovadila Borisa Popoviča – Koper – Policija naj bi ovadila člane uprave Luke Koper – ali so ali niso ovadili – NAJ BI – siol :( #
• hladno pivo in rostilj – super kombinacija za danes – http://bit.ly/UXgMu #
• #ceste med krtino in domzalami zastoji – 3km http://yfrog.com/5ac4hj #
• #ceste zaprta polovica tunela podmilj na trojanah v smeri ljubljane http://yfrog.com/86i50j #
• Vozim se domov in poslusam Marijana Smodeta – se mi lahko zgodi se kaj hujsega? Niti Dars ne more biti tako 'krut' :) #
• #retweetmeetparty je bil uspesen http://yfrog.com/5fgxgtj #
• v avtopralnici – luc na koncu predora http://yfrog.com/ely9sj #
• Promet.si – naše ceste so eno samo gradbišče – http://bit.ly/ewxBE – v chromu in safariju pa ne dela spljoh! #
• da ne pozabite – #retwittmeetparty – danes ob 19 uri Pri Zelenem zajcu – RSVP vidmo! #
• RT @madpixel Na cestah v ZDA je glavni Mile, v mestih pa Sale. #
• Breakfast at Tiffany’s – fotografije – http://bit.ly/11ucdF #
• RT @tinala James Watt je najbrž izumil parni stroj, ker mu je tok najedala žena, da ne bo več prala njegovih nogavic na roke #
• #ceste jebena diletacija in nase avtoceste, kurc o darsu ne bom sploh http://yfrog.com/5i2m3cj #
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• odlocili ste – #retwittmeetparty bo jutri, v cetrtek, Pri Zelenem zajcu ob 19 uri – RSVP in RT :) vidmo!! #
• kaze da bo #retwittmeetparty jutri, v cetrtek ob 19 uri pri zelenem zajcu – se 20 minut do konca glasovanja http://twtpoll.com/r/fjr7zc #
• 10 Quickie Quotes About Twitter – http://bit.ly/17Gkcy
  :) oh this is going to be addictive #
• RT @Pizama Uradno sem na svojem. Blog preseljen na novo domeno: Vabljeni k branju! #
• stiri leta ze vztrajam in pisem blog – http://bit.ly/3XULy – hmm, hmm.. ali se mi to steje v pokojninsko dobo? :) #
• kdaj naj bo #retwittmeetparty http://twtpoll.com/r/fjr7zc – četrtek ali petek? oddaj glas zdaj! za samo 0,00€ :) do jutri do 12 ure! #
• kdaj naj bo #retwittmeetparty http://twtpoll.com/r/fjr7zc- četrtek ali petek? oddaj glas zdaj! za samo 0,00€ :) #
• RT @JanezMikec http://is.gd/1yvLO – prosim rešite, sestra rabi za raziskovalno nalogo za Krkine nagrade. #
• 80 Beautiful Graffiti Artworks – http://bit.ly/bbPr5
  /me like #
• RT @kricac Cesar pride zvečer v 24ur. – po tem, kar so mu vceraj naredili na popu, bi pricakoval, da pride z bombo.. rispekt cesar! #
• RT @ DeloMag Parodija (hate page) spletne strani popovih 24ur #
• RT @MarkoPirc Hočem tako stensko uro! http://bit.ly/XU16S #design #
• RT @Pizama Kako naj gremo na ceste, če nimamo za bencin? Jebenti, ta vlada je mislila na vse! /zažuga s pestjo v maniri zlobcev iz ČB filmov #
• nasa vlada je salabajzerska – http://bit.ly/DqwW5 – dvignejo trosarine, ko pada cena nafte – pfuj jebemti! #
• … (via @matevzluzar) ta tvit mi je pa kul in reply to matevzluzar #
• #ceste zastoj od sentjakoba proti domzalam – dars #salabajzer ji http://twitpic.com/a84ow #
• Terasa “stoji in dela” – http://bit.ly/SCdzE – oz. koliko denarja prid taksen projekt :( #
• kud idijoti – video in fotografije – http://bit.ly/muQ6X #
• otvoritev terase – v tednu od ideje do realizacije http://yfrog.com/0xpjlj #
• toy dolls – fotke in video – http://bit.ly/BCvmD #

Objava Tedenski Twitter pregled 2009-07-19 originalno objavljena na had blog.

Včerajšnji večer sem preživel ob gledanju filma iz leta 1991 – The Last Boy Scout – kjer igra glavno vlogo Bruce Willis. Film, star skoraj dvajset let, ima še vedno hudo gledljivo vsebino, odlične dialoge (oz. monologe). Mogoče oblačila niso ravno po zadnji modi – ampak to se lahko mirne duše preživi.

In ravno dialogi, oz. monologi so tisti, po katerih mi je ta film ostal v spominu že od prvega ogleda. In včeraj, sem se jih precej, še preden so bili izrečeni, spomnil:

Milo: You think you are so fucking cool, don’t you? You think you are so fucking cool. But just once, I would like to hear you scream in pain…
Joe Hallenbeck: Play some rap music.

Mike Mathews: Look Joe, it just happened.
Joe Hallenbeck: Sure, sure, it just happened. Could happen to anybody. It was an accident, right? You tripped, fell on the floor and accidently stuck your dick into my wife. “Oops, I’m sorry, Mrs. H, I guess this just isn’t my week”.

Joe Hallenbeck: I told you, if you ever touch me again, I’ll kill you.

Jimmy Dix: If you go any faster we’re gonna travel back through time.

Joe as puppet: Why did Mr. Milo cross the road?
Joe Hallenbeck: I don’t know. Why?
Joe as puppet: Because his dick was stuck in the chicken.

Jimmy Dix: Wow, an actual house. I was expecting a cave with like skulls and shit.

Joe Hallenbeck: This is the nineties. You don’t just go around punching people. You have to say something cool first.

Lieutenant Benjamin Bessalo: There’s a new invention out. It’s called the razor.
Joe Hallenbeck: Too risky, I might start thinkin’ about you and slash my wrists.

Billy Cole: Ain’t life a bitch?

Mike Matthews: What’d you do last night?
Joe Hallenbeck: I think I fucked a squirrel to death, and don’t remember.

Jimmy Dix: You know, for a dancer, he is one hell of a detective.

Objava The Last Boy Scout originalno objavljena na had blog.

Danes, ko se George W. Bush poslavlja in ga zamenjuje Barack Obama je čas za njegove bušizme – izjave in delčke izjave, za katere bi bilo boljše, da jih ne bi izrekel na glas. Vendar se zgodijo “tudi najboljšim”! Naj uživa!

“We’ve got a lot of relations with countries in our neighborhood.”—Kranj, Slovenia, June 10, 2008

“Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.” –Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

“There’s an old saying in Tennessee — I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on –shame on you. Fool me — you can’t get fooled again.” –Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002

“We found the weapons of mass destruction. We found biological laboratories … And we’ll find more weapons as time goes on. But for those who say we haven’t found the banned manufacturing devices or banned weapons, they’re wrong, we found them.” –Washington, D.C., May 30, 2003

“I don’t know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don’t care. It’s not that important. It’s not our priority.” –Washington, D.C., March 13, 2002

“Oh, no, we’re not going to have any casualties.” –discussing the Iraq war with Christian Coalition founder Pat Robertson in 2003, as quoted by Robertson

“I’m telling you there’s an enemy that would like to attack America, Americans, again. There just is. That’s the reality of the world. And I wish him all the very best.”—Washington, D.C., Jan. 12, 2009

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The Complete Bushisms
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Oz. si lahko naročite knjigo – The Ultimate George W. Bushisms

Objava Bušizmi – George W. Bush in njegove “pametne izjave” originalno objavljena na had blog.

I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I’m 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I’ll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don’t know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

American Psycho

Objava Misel dneva – Patrick Bateman originalno objavljena na had blog.