Misel dneva – Christina Aguilera
So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year? Christina Aguilera
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Misel dneva – Eddie Cantor
A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers. Eddie Cantor
Misel dneva – Trent Reznor
I do actually believe in love. I can’t say that I’m 100 percent successful in that department, but…
Misel dneva – Al Bundy
Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back. Al Bundy
Misel dneva – William Shakespeare
All the world’s a stage, And all the men and women merely players; They have their exits and…
Misel dneva – Alfred Hitchcock
Blondes make the best victims. They’re like virgin snow that shows up the bloody footprints. Alfred Hitchcock
Misel dneva – Jay Leno
For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward. Jay Leno
Misel dneva – Kim Cattrall
“Fuck me badly once, shame on you. Fuck me badly twice, shame on me.” Kim Cattrall
Misel dneva – Anonymous
Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you’re going to get or how long it…
Misel dneva – Agatha Christie
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he…
Misel dneva – Harry S. Truman
All the president is, is a glorified public relations man who spends his time flattering, kissing, and kicking…
Misel dneva – Catherine Zeta-Jones
I like to feel sexy. I know my husband thinks I’m sexy. I think he is too. But…
Misel dneva – Aleister Crowley
“Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law” Aleister Crowley
Misel dneva – Jessica Alba
“The secret to using power is not to use it. Just having it is enough.” Jessica Alba
Misel dneva – Douglas Adams
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. Douglas Adams
Misel dneva – Elvis Presley
“I don’t know anything about music. In my line you don’t have to.” Elvis Presley
Misel dneva – Brad Pitt
“Being married means I can break wind and eat ice cream in bed.” Brad Pitt
Misel dneva – Quentin Tarantino
“This CGI bullshit is the death knell of cinema. If I’d wanted all that computer game bullshit, I’d…