Včerajšnji večer sem preživel ob gledanju filma iz leta 1991 – The Last Boy Scout – kjer igra glavno vlogo Bruce Willis. Film, star skoraj dvajset let, ima še vedno hudo gledljivo vsebino, odlične dialoge (oz. monologe). Mogoče oblačila niso ravno po zadnji modi – ampak to se lahko mirne duše preživi.
In ravno dialogi, oz. monologi so tisti, po katerih mi je ta film ostal v spominu že od prvega ogleda. In včeraj, sem se jih precej, še preden so bili izrečeni, spomnil:
Milo: You think you are so fucking cool, don’t you? You think you are so fucking cool. But just once, I would like to hear you scream in pain…
Joe Hallenbeck: Play some rap music.
Mike Mathews: Look Joe, it just happened.
Joe Hallenbeck: Sure, sure, it just happened. Could happen to anybody. It was an accident, right? You tripped, fell on the floor and accidently stuck your dick into my wife. “Oops, I’m sorry, Mrs. H, I guess this just isn’t my week”.
Joe Hallenbeck: I told you, if you ever touch me again, I’ll kill you.
Jimmy Dix: If you go any faster we’re gonna travel back through time.
Joe as puppet: Why did Mr. Milo cross the road?
Joe Hallenbeck: I don’t know. Why?
Joe as puppet: Because his dick was stuck in the chicken.
Jimmy Dix: Wow, an actual house. I was expecting a cave with like skulls and shit.
Joe Hallenbeck: This is the nineties. You don’t just go around punching people. You have to say something cool first.
Lieutenant Benjamin Bessalo: There’s a new invention out. It’s called the razor.
Joe Hallenbeck: Too risky, I might start thinkin’ about you and slash my wrists.
Billy Cole: Ain’t life a bitch?
Mike Matthews: What’d you do last night?
Joe Hallenbeck: I think I fucked a squirrel to death, and don’t remember.
Jimmy Dix: You know, for a dancer, he is one hell of a detective.