Včerajšnji večer sem preživel ob gledanju filma iz leta 1991 – The Last Boy Scout – kjer igra glavno vlogo Bruce Willis. Film, star skoraj dvajset let, ima še vedno hudo gledljivo vsebino, odlične dialoge (oz. monologe). Mogoče oblačila niso ravno po zadnji modi – ampak to se lahko mirne duše preživi.
In ravno dialogi, oz. monologi so tisti, po katerih mi je ta film ostal v spominu že od prvega ogleda. In včeraj, sem se jih precej, še preden so bili izrečeni, spomnil:
Milo: You think you are so fucking cool, don’t you? You think you are so fucking cool. But just once, I would like to hear you scream in pain…
Joe Hallenbeck: Play some rap music.
Mike Mathews: Look Joe, it just happened.
Joe Hallenbeck: Sure, sure, it just happened. Could happen to anybody. It was an accident, right? You tripped, fell on the floor and accidently stuck your dick into my wife. “Oops, I’m sorry, Mrs. H, I guess this just isn’t my week”.
Joe Hallenbeck: I told you, if you ever touch me again, I’ll kill you.
Jimmy Dix: If you go any faster we’re gonna travel back through time.
Joe as puppet: Why did Mr. Milo cross the road?
Joe Hallenbeck: I don’t know. Why?
Joe as puppet: Because his dick was stuck in the chicken.
Jimmy Dix: Wow, an actual house. I was expecting a cave with like skulls and shit.
Joe Hallenbeck: This is the nineties. You don’t just go around punching people. You have to say something cool first.
Lieutenant Benjamin Bessalo: There’s a new invention out. It’s called the razor.
Joe Hallenbeck: Too risky, I might start thinkin’ about you and slash my wrists.
Billy Cole: Ain’t life a bitch?
Mike Matthews: What’d you do last night?
Joe Hallenbeck: I think I fucked a squirrel to death, and don’t remember.
Jimmy Dix: You know, for a dancer, he is one hell of a detective.
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30/06/2009 at 9:42
Ta filem sem videl v druge in moram priznat, da me je bolj navdušil kot mnogokateri iz letošnjega repertoarja.
Edino kar me je zmotilo, da si niso privoščili nobenega heca, ko je glavni zarotnik pograbil kovček z bombo namesto denarjem in doma eksplodiral.
30/06/2009 at 10:28
ta film je res ubijalski, ampak najboljši pogovor so pa spustil…
citirano po IMBD:
Alley Thug: All right, you want it in the chest, or the head?
Joe Hallenbeck: Yeah, that’s what your wife said.
Alley Thug: Hey, would you stop with the wife shit?
Joe Hallenbeck: Ask me how fat she is.
Alley Thug: Fuck you, man! How fat is she?
Joe Hallenbeck: She’s so fat I had to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot. Motherfucker, if you wanna fuck her you gotta slap her thigh and ride the wave in. Now I’m not saying she’s fat, her high school picture was an aerial photograph.
30/06/2009 at 10:31
@rok&tjasa: upssssss.. pozabil ja :)))))
hvala!